This is just all kinds of awesome:

Masturbation often promises the pleasure but can never fulfill your inward void. And the many people that it has imprisoned by its non~threatening lure to satisfy your sexual desires, come to find that the trap is not worth the 3 seconds it took to get it. Trust me, I've been there, and I'd rather have cold, dry sheets than to fondle my self. Two things I've come to know about masturbation is this:

1. It brings shame, and...
2. It is addictive

Most people who have engaged in masturbation know that the culmination of this sexual act ends in shame.

First, I think he means "inner void" and not "inward void." Filling an inward void is called fucking. (So right there you might not want to take this dude's advice on sex.) While it's true that jacking off isn't as fulfilling as great sex with someone there's middle ground between that and empty despair. I mean, I love chocolate cream filled donuts but if the last one in the box is plain glazed I don't end up...

Curled up in a fetal position, crying, because your bed is even more empty and you're lonelier than you did before you violated yourself.

Drama queen. Can you imagine being his JO buddy?

What's funniest, and most irritating, is the projection going on. He's an emotional mess after and knows others who are so everyone must feel deep shame after masturbating. And I know it's like talking to a brick wall when it comes to people who factor their god into their sex lives, but with addiction the problem is never what one's addicted to it's the propensity to become addicted. Plus, what constitutes addiction has become silly. If it's not interfering with putting a roof over one's head and paying the bills and it's not causing physical harm or unhappiness then it's a hobby. Or a passion. Or just a good way to make a nice hot shower even better. Though if you're environmentally conscious I guess you might want to check for drought alerts in your area before a nice long wank under the shower head. You End of Times types or general nihilists, go ahead and beat off till the hot water's gone and you're a prune.

My last thought on this is: colds sheets? Absent a heatwave I prefer warm sheets. And a tissue, sock or designated cum rag will keep them dry. Save a few fetishists, who would want to shoot all over the sheets and themselves and then sleep in it? This is what happens when you don't teach people about most any thing: they make a mess and cry rather than clean it up. (And weeping fetal position hysterics are also why suggesting he eat his cum to keep things tidier would be a waste of time.)

On to notable recent Sex Listings updates. This reads more like the dude was cruising a toilet at the United Nations:

New York New York City: College Point Video, 36-05 College Point Blvd., Flushing, Queens. Bookstore with arcade. This update added February, 2009: "I stopped in today. Planned on staying fifteen minutes or so and getting off. Ended up sucking off a bunch of guys in one hour and there were more but I had to leave. The first guy was a hot young Latino. Second guy was older with a huge cock. Then I had a three-way with an average guy and the same huge-cock guy. Then it was an Asian guy in his thirties with a nice dick. Then there was a black guy. There was a hot forty-ish Latino guy checking me out before I left but I had to get going. There were some trolls too but I got some hot guys and nice cocks. I will be back!"

And for this one I suggest submitting comments to CDOT indicating this should be the nation's first designated public sex park. The savings of not needing law enforcement to patrol it other than for the occasional safety check will far outweigh the cost of condom and lube dispensers:

Colorado Larkspur: Rest area, off I-25, southbound. Cruisy toilet. This update added February, 2009: "This rest area is currently closed and may remain closed indefinitely. CDOT is taking public comments on what to do with this rest area. I will miss it if it's gone!"

I'm sure my plan would be well received.

If you submitted a Sex Listings update before noon PST it's online and the list of places I've recently posted updates for is below. This is my 3,196th day working for Keith and CFS. And it is my last full-time day. I'll be here part-time for just a bit more, though hopefully longer, editing the Listings and such. We've been winding down my duties for a few months so this transition to only part-time and very specific tasks doesn't feel like a major shock. It will probably sink in come next week when I don't have to check email all day long, proof ads, approve photos, etc. But I will be here posting your updates as usual so enjoy your holiday weekend, gentlemen, and please take some time to send us your tips and updates.

Sex Listings...

US
Alabama Steele
Arkansas Conway
Arizona Phoenix
California - Northern Chico, Merced, Redding, San Francisco
California - Southern Los Angeles, Palm Springs, Riverside and San Bernardino Counties, San Diego
Colorado Colorado Springs, Denver
Connecticut Bridgeport, Hartford, Naugatuck, Waterbury, Willimantic
Florida Fort Lauderdale, Key West, Miami, Orlando, Palm Beach County, Tampa Bay
Georgia Atlanta, Jasper, Lula, Statesboro
Hawaii Honolulu
Illinois Atkinson, Chicago
Indiana Lafayette, Michigan City
Iowa Grinnell, Ottumwa, Waterloo
Louisiana Broussard
Maine Kittery
Maryland Baltimore, Beltsville, Frederick
Massachusetts Attleboro, Berlin, Boston, Dedham, Erving, Hancock, Holyoke, Hopkinton, Lowell, Pittsfield, Templeton
Michigan Marshall, Muskegon
Missouri Columbia
Nevada Las Vegas
New Jersey Egg Harbor, Livingston, Red Bank
New Mexico Albuquerque, Santa Fe
New York Albany, Long Island, New York City, Newburgh, Peekskill, Poughkeepsie, Syracuse
North Carolina Winston-Salem/Greensboro/High Point
Oklahoma Alva, Oklahoma City/Norman
Pennsylvania Beaver Falls, Bethlehem, Philadelphia, State College, Wilkes-Barre
Rhode Island Providence
South Carolina Greenville
Texas - Eastern Dallas, Hickory Creek, Houston, San Antonio, Tyler
Texas - Western Lubbock
Virginia Waverly
Washington Bremerton, Olympia, Seattle
Washington DC
West Virginia Huntington
Wisconsin Lyndon Station

ELSEWHERE
Australia Sydney (New South Wales)
Brazil Rio de Janeiro
Canada Windsor (Ontario)
Costa Rica San Jose
England London
Germany Frankfurt
Saint Martin Cupecoy
Spain Madrid