It's been a bit since I've given an update on updated Sex Listings. The job hunt has me a bit obsessed. My dog has a stomach issue that I think will require a visit to the vet and lord knows where I'll get the money for it. And if one more person says "when it rains it pours" to me I'll snap. Yes, I know. I'm standing in the middle of a downpour. No need to f-ing tell me.

Thank goodness some of you are having good times out there. It's a nice thing to get into editing the Listings and I can forget my own troubles. This was one of my favorite recent updates. I drove most of the Blue Ridge Parkway once. But I was with two friends and my dog in a minivan full of belongings. So there was no stopping for blue collar guys in trucks let alone following them home to get fucked.

North Carolina Asheville: Chestnut Cove Overlook, Blue Ridge Parkway. Scenic overlook near mile marker 400. This update added February, 2009: "I've been loving this place lately. Went up here to eat some lunch and enjoy the view. A big red truck pulled up, and backed in next to me. An older blue collar type asked me for a light, and then if I liked cock. Next thing I know I was following him home where he fucked me till I begged him to stop."

This update was one of those thoroughly useful reviews I love seeing. It's informative about what you'll likely find there but it's personalized and we get to read a little detail about an actual experience.

Ohio Cleveland: Flex Cleveland, 2600 Hamilton Avenue. Bathhouse with full facilities. This update added January, 2009: "Heading towards Cleveland for the first time (driving through, heading east to NYC), we called ahead from the car for information. What we got was attendant Manny, who was informative, enthusiastic and professional. Arriving at the club later that night, we were amazed. What a great layout! Clean and spacious, well-maintained. Alas, the large steamroom maze wasn't functioning and that's what I was really looking forward to! Still, we were impressed with our cabana rooms in the ‘quiet’ section of the club, loved the pool and spa, and had great fun wandering the halls, slipping into and out of rooms, and fucking and sucking with glee. It would have been nice if there had been twice the number of men in such a large establishment (when wouldn't it be?) but it was well below freezing outside, so perhaps that was the problem. But inside it was hot and steamy and we're looking forward to returning in the Spring when we can take advantage of the outdoor pool and sundeck. Living here in sex-starved, post-Giuliani New York City, we envy those of you who have such great establishments to visit."

This one has me confused. I don't care how loose an ass is how can someone back it up onto your dick through a gloryhole so fast you didn't have time to pull away? And I've never confused the feeling of an ass with a mouth no matter how good the blowjob was.

New York New York City: X-Pressions, East 53rd Street, Manhattan. Bookstore with arcade. This update added February, 2009: "I was getting blown and the guy backed his ass up on my cock, bare, without even asking me."

This last one I decided not to put in the Listings and deleted it. This is just the sort of suggestion you shouldn't take. Like your cruising area? Vandalism will guarantee it will be gone because of modifications and/or increased surveillance equipment or police.

The latest thing I have noticed at other rest areas across the country with lights up in them is that people have started to put black heat resistant paint in those toy super soaker squirt guns and blast the lights with black paint to dim the lights down!...This place needs a good squirt!

That's all for me tonight. I'm off to obsessively check online job postings until bedtime. Here are the update locations for Sex Listings over the last week or so. Keep them coming and keep my mind occupied, gentlemen!

Sex Listings...

US
Arizona Casa Grande, Lake Havasu City, Phoenix, Yuma
Arkansas Bentonville, Fayetteville, North Little Rock, Short Hills
California - Northern Placerville, San Francisco
California - Southern Los Angeles, Orange County, Palm Springs, Riverside and San Bernardino Counties, San Diego
Connecticut East Hartford, Groton
Florida Fort Lauderdale, Melbourne, Miami, Palm Bay, Palm Beach County, Tampa Bay
Georgia Atlanta, Duluth, Savannah, Statesboro
Hawaii Honolulu
Illinois Chicago, Galesburg, Ottawa, Springfield
Indiana Clarksville
Iowa Iowa City, Tipton
Kansas Wichita
Louisiana Broussard, New Orleans
Maryland Beltsville, Bishop, College Park, Greenbelt, Laurel, Wye Mills
Massachusetts Bernardston, Boston, Cummington, Easthampton, Holyoke, Raynham, Springfield
Minnesota Duluth
Missouri Jefferson City, Kansas City, Saint Louis, Springfield
Nevada Las Vegas
New Hampshire Seabrook
New Jersey Berlin, Denville, Hamilton Township, Lawrence Township, Newark/Jersey City, North Bergen, Paramus, Paterson, Randolph, Union
New Mexico Farmington
New York Harriman, Long Island, Mattydale, New York City, Niagara Falls
North Carolina Asheville, Pinehurst, Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill, Swannanoa, Wilmington, Winston-Salem/Greensboro/High Point
Ohio Cleveland, Findlay
Oklahoma Oklahoma City/Norman, Stillwater
Oregon Portland
Pennsylvania Erie, Milroy, Philadelphia, State College, Wilkes-Barre
Rhode Island Providence
South Carolina Charleston, Greenville
Tennessee Hendersonville, Memphis
Texas - Eastern Austin, Conroe, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio
Virginia Hampton Roads/Virginia Beach/Newport News
Washington Seattle, Tacoma, Vancouver
West Virginia Cana, Clarksburg, Martinsburg
Wisconsin Greendale, Lyndon Station, Milwaukee

ELSEWHERE
Australia Brisbane (Queensland), Sydney (New South Wales)
Belgium Brussels
Dominican Republic Santo Domingo
England London
Estonia Tallinn
Japan Tokyo
Mexico Tijuana
Switzerland Zurich