I've been busy with holiday guests the last couple days but I took some time today and posted all your Sex Listings updates from the last two days. If it arrived before about noon PST, it's online. The list of updated locations at the bottom includes everything from Tuesday through today. This weekend is the extent of holiday stuff for me. Although maybe I can go to Rick Warren's house from Christmas and he can serve me water and donuts before trying to cure and pray my "immaturity" away. Or maybe he'll just wait for our presidential inauguration to wag his finger at us, or pretend he isn't some whacko. Thanks, Obama! Maybe you can exhume Jerry Falwell and have him there, too.

Moving on to Sex Listings that caught my attention, not many the last few days for reasons other than amusement. Like this one. Everyone's a critic:

Pennsylvania Philadelphia: Adonis Cinema, 2026 Sansom Street. Theatre showing porn. This update added December, 2008: "The renovation is done. The front of the store looks a lot better but the same old booths are there, just rearranged. Only one has a gloryhole and all are pretty dirty. Not to mention the dye-job queen.

And this one. Politely put, my friend:

North Carolina Durham: Monster Video, 3801 Wake Forest Highway. Bookstore with arcade. This update added December, 2008: "The owner was pleasant. After paying, I went into the ‘Cave’ and found only two guys, one that appeared to have been drinking and the other one, well, let me just say there was another one. The booths have relatively new monitors but that was not why I went. They built it but no ones comes."

Or this one. I love those very rare indelible bits of pop culture:

North CarolinaRaleigh: Aphrodite's, 6129 Westgate Road. Bookstore with arcade. This update added December, 2008: "Sometime back it was great but now it is like the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld has found a new job as a cashier for a bookstore. She constantly yells, goes to the back. She even makes sure that you don't sit in your car after you exit the store and that you start it immediately and drive away. Might as well use the $2 for something else because this is not worth a dime."

Enjoy your weekend, gentlemen. I'll be posting your Listings updates again on Monday morning and all through the week and holiday so get 'em in -- if it's anything like site traffic on Thanksgiving was then I know many of you have time off and will be consulting the Listings.

Sex Listings...

US

Alabama Birmingham, Brookwood
Arizona Phoenix
Arkansas North Little Rock
California - Northern Redding, San Francisco
California - Southern Los Angeles, Orange County, Riverside and San Bernardino Counties, Tecopa
Colorado Denver
Connecticut Bridgeport, East Hartford, New Canaan
Florida Fort Lauderdale, Miami, Tallahassee, Tampa Bay
Georgia Atlanta
Hawaii Honolulu
Idaho Boise
Illinois Byron, Chicago, Rock Island
Indiana Plainfield
Iowa Clinton
Kentucky Corbin, Franklin, London
Louisiana New Orleans
Maryland Beltsville, White Marsh, Wye Mills
Massachusetts Boston, Holyoke, Lancaster
Michigan Chelsea, Grand Rapids
New Hampshire Manchester
New Jersey Avenel, Somers Point, South Orange, South Toms River, Voorhees
New Mexico Albuquerque
New York Long Island, New York City
North Carolina Blowing Rock, Burlington, Durham, Fayetteville, Raleigh, Sanford, Winston Salem
Ohio Columbus, Findlay
Oregon Portland
Pennsylvania Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Stoystown, Stroudsburg
Puerto Rico Rio Piedras
South Carolina Bowman
Texas - Eastern Dallas, Houston
Washington Bellingham, Seattle
Washington DC
West Virginia Huntington, Wheeling

ELSEWHERE
Australia Brisbane (Queensland), Sydney (New South Wales)
Costa Rica San Jose, San Pedro
England Colchester (Essex), Dover (Kent), London
Germany Roetgen
Japan Okinawa
Mexico Mexico City
New Zealand Auckland
Switzerland Zurich