Think of these as Best Sex Listings Comments of 2008. It's a collection of phrases, situations, and scenarios that really caught my attention. Though if I had to pick a hands-down winner for Best Cruising Term of 2008 it's "gloryhole-appropriate." That jumped out as I browsed all the 2008 newsletters. I couldn't find the Sex Listing it referred to but had quoted the phrase. And as I said then, Cruising for Sex is nothing if it's not a guide to all things gloryhole-appropriate.

Bush River Books & Video is a Sex Listings perennial. In late spring we had one of the most uniquely descriptive phrases of the year about a certain smell. And I think this writer is also responsible for a subsequent comment with another wonderful turn of phrase.

Maryland Edgewood: Bush River Books & Video, 3909 Pulaski Highway (Route 40). Bookstore with arcade, theatre.

This updated added April, 2008: "This place never fails to satisfy. I know I can go here pretty much any time day or night and either suck some cock or get mine sucked and usually, both! I’ve even been fucked here a few times. The only downside is that it is pretty dirty and rundown. It smells like the DNA of 10,000 horny men!"

This update added May, 2008: "I was there yesterday. The theater started off slow but got very good as the day went on. I had an assembly line of four cocks in just a few minutes. Then I rented the private room and had a steady line of visitors. Had one thick cock up my ass and abused a gorgeous big-dicked bull’s ass. Overall, a four-star day for me!"

This particular Bally Total Fitness was in the most recent newsletter, too!

Texas - Eastern Houston: Bally Total Fitness, 2500 Dunstan Street. Cruisy healthclub. This update added April, 2008: "Having frequented this place many times in the past two years let me tell you it is the best public hookup public place. The steamroom always has some action. My best memory is sitting in the steamroom, a guy to the right of me giving me a handjob while I'm fingering his beautiful ass, and suddenly a guy sits in front of me on a lower bench and I toe-fuck his ass with my left foot while he sucks another guy off -- and some other guy is watching the whole thing pinching my nipple until I jizzed all over the place from the superb handjob. Fun times. Just a ‘heads up’ though: be careful as there have been a couple of rumors of raids by the staff."

Cell Block has been closed for renovations long enough that people are wondering in comments if it's closed for good. Their website is still up so let's hope they do re-open and the action hasn't been gentrified and beautified out of existence. Sometimes homos and our incessant upscaling really bugs because it can kill hot anonymous wife-out-of-town scenarios like this one.

Arizona Phoenix: Cell Block, 998 E. Indian School Road. Cruise bar with dark room. This update added May, 2008: "Guys, this place is cool any night of the week. Headed home last Monday night I thought I'd stop in for a beer since the wife was out of town. I got a draft and headed to the back room and within minutes was approached by a dude who wanted to play (I'm up for anything). I dropped my shorts, took off my t-shirt and had two dudes sucking on my cock within twenty minutes of arriving. Mind you, there were maybe fifty guys in the whole place and not too many took an interest. A small crowd gathered and watched (even the bartender) as I blew my load down some dude’s throat. After a second beer and resting on the benches one of the guys watching came over and took my cock out of my shorts. He jacked a second (big) load out of me, came himself with others watching. Good place for happy hour, I have decided!"

This beach was flagged as a former Site of the Week and though we have had few updates for it, that designation was apparently well-earned. My favorite part is where they throw a towel over the guy getting fucked while a non-cruiser strolls by. Can't you just see these guys resting their beers on the towel-covered bottom, idly whistling, trying to look casual?

Connecticut Westport: Sherwood Island Beach. Cruisy beach and nearby woods. This update added July, 2008: "I heard about this beach before. I haven't had sex in a while so I went to check it out last week. I went down to the east side of the beach and after a while I spotted three young guys further down. I walked down and started small talk with them and sat down. I noticed that one of them had a boner. I reached over and felt it and told the guys I needed to get fucked. Well, that is all I needed to say. They walked me over to the taller grass and as one kept watch they took turns fucking me, like a tag team. Only one time did a lady come close walking by, they threw a towel over me and after she was out of sight off came the towel and legs up in the air again as the fuckfest went on. They only stopped when we ran out of rubbers. I had brought three with me and they had plenty. I had a hard time walking back to the car but felt great. I’ve got to go back again. Well worth the $7 entrance fee to the park!"

"Horsecock slop-fest" was a close second when I think of Best Cruising Term of 2008. Comments that specify a trick's dick size in inches can seem like unnecessary "yeah! that's the ticket" exaggeration. I mean, are that many of you out there cruising with a tape measure? But in this comment it really, really works.

Massachusetts Boston: Main Street Video, 372 Mystic Avenue, Somerville. Bookstore with arcade. This update added August, 2008: "I was there last Tuesday for two cock-filled hours and had the hottest time. There were a number of guys and some good three-way action, too. But I had the hottest married businessman with what had to be eleven inches of the fattest uncut horsemeat dangling. What a specimen. He said he hadn't cum in almost two weeks. What a horsecock slopfest I had in that booth! I will be back!"

While this was a pretty hot scenario I also chose it because the writer makes an important point about what American cruisers are missing out on. European sexclubs are hardly sex only. They often mix dancing and drinking, and sex is considered an equally social function, complimentarily social even!

France Paris: Le Depot, 10 Rue aux Ours. Sexclub. This update added August, 2008: "Fucking great! There are two and a half floors with music and a bar upstairs plus a side room with booths. There's a small second floor of booths, too. Downstairs is more serious if you're looking to get off. There's a very tiny dance floor with a tiny bar located in the center of a maze of black hallways lined with nice sized booths, some larger than others, some with slings, one huge for groups. Like any sexclub (or club) guys are everything from nasty to hot as fuck! You can avoid the nasty guys as they are usually not trolling around but babysitting booths with the cocks in-hand. The rest of the hotties are walking around seeing what's good. Coming from America this place makes cruising fun again! I was there my second time and while just walking from the coat check to the bar the guy of my wet dreams walks past. I nearly blew a load in my shorts. Five minutes later he walked past staring at me, licking and poking his tounge on the inside of his cheek (kind of like a sleazy straight guy move but better because he was fucing hot!). I followed him downstairs and was so excited. I went to pull out my big dick and be cocky and show it off, and he smiled with wide eyes and giggled because my nine-inch cock was nothing compared to what flopped out when he unzipped his jeans (no underwear mind you!). This huge club of a big pink white cock fell out hard. It was so huge it couldn't stand up hard because it was so heavy. It was the size of my forearm, at least twelve-inches and just as wide as the base of my forearm. I was in love right away! I spent the next two hours with him 100% naked in the booth and sucking each other off before he ripped my hole open! I never could take it but I wish to God I had another chance. I wouldn't stop till it was up my ass and he was drilling me away and filling me up with his load!"

I chose this one because hooking up with the hot, sweaty blue-collar landscaper is right out of a porn movie. That isn't going to happen when you're at home doing the digital cruising thing.

Florida Tampa: Florida Tampa: Buddies of Largo, 13801 66th Street, Largo. Theatre showing porn. This update added September, 2008: "I was there on Wednesday around 4 pm, after a day of work. I noticed a guy with no shirt driving up in a landscaping truck. He pulled in beside me. Got out of his car, put his shirt on and went in. I followed. Dropped a dollar in the movies and he walked into my booth, lifted up his shirt. I followed his trail to his dick and sucked him dry. He left and I went into the movie arcade and played with a group of guys in the back room till my rocks exploded. All ages from all walks of life here. Definitely place to find dick and a quick blowjob. It’s one hot place."

We get few updates for the Montana Sex Listings so this one was notable for that alone but the scenario is also right out of a porn movie and is hotter than almost any comment for a big city bathhouse or sexclub.

Montana Pray: Chico Hot Springs. Cruisy natural springs. This update added August, 2008: "Bi, closeted guy here. I went over to check things out and had some fun. It’s best when the resort is full, and it can be a little hard to figure out who is interested in playing, but I hooked up with a really good-looking married guy. We made a lot of eye contact in the hot springs to seal the deal, and then when he got out to go to the showers I noticed as his trunks clung to him that his dick was hard. Followed him to the showers and then went for a little hike. We traded head in the woods and then he let me fuck him. Good times. A little sparse and you have to watch that you don't blow your cover, but an awesome way to find a cum buddy.

Again with the porn scenarios! I'm a tiny bit skeptical about total authenticity of this tip, and that happens so we depend on you guys to vet them over time. That aside, the writer is either lucky as hell or really should be writing porn.

Oklahoma Jay: Lake Eucha Park, on Highway 10. Cruisy park, toilet. This update added September, 2008: "I was here at the end of August. Hooked up with a local thirty-something guy driving a delivery truck. We kissed, sucked and fondled each other. Shot our loads into each other’s hands. Came back two days later and hooked with a young cowboy, totally hot: hat, boots, farmer’s tan, Wranglers and a wedding ring. I ended up sucking him off after he stroked me off and ate my load. Said it was his first time eating jizz."

Rounding out my top 10 is a comment that strikes close to home for Cruising for Sex. Hurricane Katrina did a number on us so it's nice to see some good come out of it!

Mississippi McNeill: Rest area, off I-59, southbound. This update added February, 2008: "Sucked off a hot daddy in the Katrina trailer he was hauling and got fucked by a big-dicked trucker in his cab all in a two hour span here."

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