Thanks for all the updates to the Sex Listings over the weekend. There were a lot and all are online. Weird that we had no updates for Southern California. Los Angeles is always good for a few every day. Where are you SoCal guys? The roundup of updated cities and regions is below.

I'll get to my pick of Listings updates in a minute but first, holy shit. This was part of a new tip for Big Eye adult bookstore in Albuquerque, New Mexico. It’s a story from the Albuquerque Journal, which is a subscription-only site but they do offer a free trial pass if you want to check out the full story, which is definitely worth the time. Here’s a bit:

Jury Awards $1.3M in Attack at Big Eye

By Scott Sandlin, Journal Staff Writer
Joshua Montoya must not have heard "The customer is always right," the axiom made famous by the Chicago department store Marshall Field.

In a disagreement with customer Terry Jones at the Big Eye, an adult entertainment business on an I-25 frontage road in Albuquerque, Montoya picked up the baseball bat supplied by his employer, Harris News Inc., and used it with determination.

Jones, who had entered the store with a friend on his way from Denver to Amarillo two years ago, left the Big Eye in an ambulance with a fractured skull and damage to his cerebral cortex that required surgery to correct.

But a state court jury in a trial before District Judge Nan Nash helped Jones feel better. Last week, it awarded him $400,000 in actual damages and $900,000 in punitive damages — $5,000 from Montoya and $895,000 from Harris News.

Jones, 38, of Dallas, said he had been attacked by Montoya, 24, for no reason while he was trying to leave the store. Montoya claimed that Jones was the aggressor and that he used the bat after being rushed by Jones and his friend...

The whole story is worth reading. And I'm glad the clerk and the store got what was coming to them. Might I suggest this is a better way to treat customers? It's also cheaper lawsuit-wise for owners of adult businesses:

Canada - Ontario Toronto Loft 18 Cinemas, 375 Yonge Street. Theatre showing porn. This update added October, 2008: "I had good time there. Was in circle jerk with two other guys, an Asian and a Caucasian in theatre 3. We blew each other and came. There was a terrific movie in theatre 4 too. Double penetration (raw) of a Brazilian dude. I thought the attendant was pretty cool. He came in and spritzed the theatre with Glade."

And no, the S.C. Johnson & Son Company, manufacturers of Glade, is not one of our sponsors. We wish!

And more better times at an adult bookstore. This was one of the better updates from the weekend:

North Carolina Raleigh: Capital Boulevard News Adult Superstore. Bookstore with arcade, theatre. This update from October, 2008: "This place continues to be as sleazy as it ever was and the sex as hot as ever! I just visited on a Wednesday evening around 9 pm. Several of us had a great time with a Hispanic guy who was begging for cock, sucked off several guys and wound up in one of the back corners with me and a couple of other guys taking turns fucking him. Hot! I visited again Thursday afternoon about 5 pm. Hooked up with a guy, we took the action to a booth, got naked, and made out. His cock pressed between my legs where he shot a hot load! Sucked off another guy then got sucked twice by the same hot black guy! In between watched a guy getting a hot blowjob through one of the buddy windows. If you leave this place unfulfilled it's your own fault!"

This was funny, from an unedited new comment:

Layout of the library breaks each floor into 4 "quadrants"...

Well, yes. Quadrant usually suggests four of something. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume it means there are four sets of quadrants...but I bet I'm being too generous.

Here's that list of updated Listings. I'm off to a David Sedaris reading tonight. Should be a good time.

Sex Listings...

US
Arizona Phoenix
Arkansas Jacksonville
California - Northern San Francisco, San Jose
Colorado Denver
Connecticut East Hartford, Wallingford
Florida Fort Lauderdale, Miami
Georgia Atlanta, Duluth, Jeykyll Island, Lula
Illinois Chicago
Kansas Brookville, Hays
Kentucky Lexington
Maryland Laurel
Nebraska Omaha
New Jersey Avenel, Burlington, Hamilton Township
New Mexico Albuquerque
New York Middletown, New York City
North Carolina Raleigh, Wilmington
Ohio Bowling Green, Toledo
Oklahoma Oklahoma City
Oregon Portland
Pennsylvania Harrisburg, Philadelphia
Tennessee Bristol, Chattanooga
South Carolina Columbia
Texas - Eastern Austin
Virginia Waverly
Wisconsin Camp Douglass, Owen

ELSEWHERE
Australia Sydney (New South Wales)
Belgium Antwerp, Brussels
Canada Toronto (Ontario)
England London
Germany Dusseldorf
Mexico Mexico City, Morelia