Ok, which one of you is this?

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) — Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash...

The cruising scene simply cannot be that desperate in Michigan. But I’ll cut the guys some slack and chalk it up to the bad economy. No doubt you get more time out of a dollar’s worth of quarters at the car wash vacuum than in a booth at a bookstore arcade. Take note bookstore proprietors!

There are more new Sex Listings online the last couple of days, of course. Here are some of my favorites:

Nevada Las Vegas: McCarran Airport Viewing Area. Cruisy parking lot. This update from October, 2008: “I was there last night and the men were amazing; some straight guys with kids, but mostly single guys sitting in there cars cruising and watching the planes land. A hot Latin guy pulled up next to me and we exchanged glances. He got in my car and pulled out the most amazing cock, rock hard. I couldn’t resist going down on it. Within minutes he was blowing his load in my mouth. Hot!"

And...

Indiana Indianapolis Club Indianapolis, 620 N. Capitol Avenue. Bathhouse with full facilities. This update added October, 2008: "I stopped by today (a weekday) while in town on business. Thought there might be some action at lunchtime and there was a good mix but it was not crowded. A few people connected but I watched and waited for the right man. Boy was I glad I did. I first saw my blonde married muscle man in the sauna. We made eye contact and started rubbing. He was shy but quickly got into it. We were interrupted twice, so I suggested we go to my room. As soon as we shut the door we were on each other. We spent ten minutes just kissing and grinding. Then we moved to more passionate licking and sucking. He wanted me to explode on his chest. Who was I to say no? This was one trip I won't soon forget."

Nor will we. Thanks, man!

This is well said and though I can appreciate the store is trying to catch a thief, I totally agree that it’s creepy:

Georgia Atlanta: Lollipop Adult Treats, 3165 Roswell Road, Buckhead. Bookstore with arcade. This update added October, 2008: "‘Heads up’ on this place. I received a call from the Atlanta police this week because I happened to be there when the place experienced an armed robbery! I wasn’t accused of anything. They just wanted to know if I’d seen anything strange while I was there. Because I was in the booth, I didnt. However, I wonder how/why I was contacted in the first place. Turns out that the security tape from the store picks up inside and outside the store. They got the tag from my car and tracked me that way. That freaks me out! So just a ‘heads up’. It’s one thing to have security, I understand that, but if they can access the tapes of the cameras (who knows how far back) and the police have access to them who else does? How are they secured? When I asked directly I was told signs state the area is being monitored (no problem with that). But they don’s say the information was archived and that my identity isn’t being protected. I know we all take risks going in these places in the first place but come on! Big Brother is watching. It’s never hit so close to home for me. I won’t be going back." Heads Up!