Briefly, noted married cruiser Sen. Larry Craig (R-Id) and noted married escort fan Sen. David Vitter (R-La) have co-sponsored legislation that would amend the Constitution so that a marriage can only exist between one man and one woman. In no way do I begrudge them their extra dick and pussy. Indeed, CFS has been many a man’s path to those sorts of extras. But why be stingy and spiteful about it all? Equal rights are equal rights and gay men deserve a chance to run around on their “old lady” just the same.

It’s Friday so there’s new Free Porn. Young Julian is your man this week. He reminds me of the guy who gave me my first bit of twink appreciation (not an accredited course). A few years ago I hooked up with a slim, smooth, young guy like Julian. His ass, a perfect double of Julian’s, was so tight and pretty. His enthusiasm for getting fucked was the really amazing thing, ramping mine up, ramping his up even more…it was sweaty, long, intense, and god how I love a guy who can be a total pussy boy in bed. It was yet another lesson for me to appreciate a bigger range of body types and not necessarily conflate body type with good sex. Go see Julian in Free Porn. The gallery this week is huge. (Maybe I’ll find more new things to appreciate this weekend since it’s gay pride here in San Francisco. Maybe I’ll see you there? I'm the dude with the beard and blue balls.)

Here are the links to new Sex Listings and escort reviews for the week. If your area isn’t on here do something about it! Have a good weekend, gentlemen...

Sex Listings...

US
Alabama Birmingham
Arizona Phoenix
California - Northern San Francisco, San Jose
California - Southern El Centro, Los Angeles, Orange County, Riverside and San Bernardino Counties, San Diego
Colorado Denver, Fort Collins, Grand Junction
Connecticut New Britain, Waterbury
Delaware Milford
Florida Bonifay, Fort Lauderdale, Orlando, Sarasota, Tampa Bay
Georgia Atlanta, Augusta, Hazlehurst, McDonough
Illinois Champaign, Chicago
Iowa Cedar Rapids
Kentucky Horse Cave, Lexington, Richmond, Somerset
Louisiana Grosse Tete, New Orleans
Maine Bar Harbor, Sidney
Maryland Baltimore, Lexington Park, Pasadena
Massachusetts Boston, Berlin, Chelmsford, Marlborough, New Bedford, Swansea
Michigan Detroit
Minnesota Burnsville, Duluth, Minneapolis
Missouri Independence, Saint Louis, Stotts City, Sweet Springs
New Jersey Avenel, Batsto, Dunellen, Lawrence Township, Newark, North Brunswick, Old Bridge, Passaic, Princeton
New York Cold Spring, Long Island, New York City
North Carolina Gastonia, Greensboro, Lenoir, Winston Salem
Ohio Columbus
Oklahoma Oklahoma City, Stilwell, Tulsa
Oregon Eugene, Newport, Portland
Pennsylvania East Whiteland, Milton, Philadelphia
Rhode Island Woonsocket
Tennessee Smyrna
Texas - Eastern Austin, Corpus Christi, Dallas, Houston
Vermont Warren
Virginia Middletown, Norfolk, Richmond, Roanoke, Waverly
Washington Seattle
West Virginia Martinsburg
Wisconsin Whitewater, Wittenburg

ELSEWHERE
Australia Sydney (New South Wales)
Canada Ottawa (Ontario), Toronto (Ontario)
England Baldock (Hertfordshire),
France Paris
Germany Frankfurt
Guam Tumon
Guatemala Guatemala City
Mexico Cancun, Ciudad Juarez, Puerto Vallarta
Netherlands Amsterdam
Switzerland Geneva
Thailand Bangkok

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US
Alabama Mar (Huntsville)
Arizona Dodge (Phoenix), twofer1 (Phoenix)
California Matthew (Los Angeles), Robbie (San Francisco), Ryan (Los Angeles)
Florida Aldo (Miami), Adrian Hart (Orlando), Austin Sparks (Orlando), PapiMuscle (Orlando)
Georgia Adam (Atlanta), Kevin Smith (Atlanta)
Illinois Blackescort (Chicago), Elijah (Chicago)
Indiana Scott (Indianapolis)
Kansas Jason (Wichita)
Maryland bmoreboi1989 (Baltimore)
Massachusetts Charlie (Boston)
Michigan Jim (Grand Rapids), MuscledMasseur (Detroit)
Missouri HeartbreakKid (Saint Louis), King (Kansas City)
Nevada Rod (Reno)
New York Aaron Edwards (New York City)
North Carolina btmtpaboy (Raleigh), Chris Neal (Greensboro)
Ohio Romeo (Cleveland), Sean (Cincinnati)
Texas Alan (Houston), more Alan, Kyle (Dallas), Sergio (San Antonio)
Washington Jonathan (Seattle)
Washington DC Dario, Rick

ELSEWHERE
Canada Alex (Toronto, ON)

I’ll be brief because this was a long-ass day and I’m ready to eat, walk the dog, and crash. Caesar is new in Free Porn. I love big brown Latin dick and that’s the only thought I put into selecting him as this week’s featured model -- seems like perfectly good criteria to me. My favorite pics are below, go see the rest in Free Porn.

This was the best Sex Listings update from the week:

Massachusetts Boston: Main Street Video, 372 Mystic Avenue, Somerville. Bookstore with arcade. This update added June, 2008: "Still one of the hottest places to drop a load in the Northeast. I agree that the trolls tend to occupy the place but on Fridays and Saturdays the younger jock crowd is there before they hit the clubs. I usually love to be in the action, but the other day this preppie type with an awesome body was horny and he looked hard at me but went for this other black Adonis. I felt rejected but decided to snoop and went to the corner booth in the back and found my preppie and black Adonis going at it. The preppie unzipped his pants and just locked eyes with me as the Adonis slurped him silly. Within a couple of minutes preppie was grunting and Adonis was swallowing. I thought I was done until I was invited in and both dudes worked my dick and ass until I shot into preppie's mouth. The black guy wanted to be fucked and he was masculine and gorgeous. I ended up spending the night fucking his ass as preppie fucked me. Hot threesome, dudes. I haven’t missed at this place yet!"

At long last, my roundup of new Sex Listings and escort reviews from the week have actual links. If your town isn’t here then get out this weekend and tell us what you found. Enjoy!

Sex Listings...

US
Alabama Birmingham, Decatur
Arizona Phoenix
Arkansas Jacksonville, Siloam Springs
California - Northern San Francisco
California - Southern El Centro, Los Angeles, Riverside and San Bernardino Counties, San Diego, Ventura
Colorado Denver, Lakewood, Longmont
Connecticut Waterbury
Delaware Newark
Florida Fort Lauderdale, Miami, Orlando, Tampa Bay
Georgia Atlanta
Illinois Chicago
Indiana Clarksville
Iowa Cedar Rapids, Ottumwa
Kansas Salina
Kentucky Horse Cave, Lexington, Richmond
Louisiana New Orleans
Maine Waterville
Maryland Annapolis, Frederick
Massachusetts Boston, Lynn, Marlborough, North Dartmouth
Michigan Detroit, Escanaba
Mississippi Cleveland
Missouri Saint Robert, Sweet Springs
Montana Missoula
Nevada Las Vegas
New Hampshire Hanover
New Jersey Avenel, Gloucester City, Kenvil
New Mexico Albuquerque
New York Felt Mills, Long Island, New York City, Rochester, Schenectady, Spring Valley
North Carolina Boone, Charlotte, Conover, Raleigh, Wilmington, Winston Salem
Ohio Bucyrus, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Columbus, Toledo, Warren
Oklahoma Jay
Pennsylvania Butler, New Hope, Philadelphia
South Carolina Greenville, Myrtle Beach, North Augusta
Tennessee Memphis, Nashville, Pioneer
Texas - Eastern Austin, Bryan, Dallas, Hickory Creek, Houston, Nacogdoches
Utah Sandy
Virginia Arlington
Washington Bellingham, Everett, Olympia, Seattle
Wisconsin Green Bay, Greendale, Maribel, Milwaukee, Superior

ELSEWHERE
Australia Sydney (New South Wales)
Canada Airdrie (Alberta), Toronto (Ontario), Montreal (Quebec)
England London
France Paris
Germany Frankfurt
Italy Bologna
Japan Tokyo
Netherlands Amsterdam

Cruising For Escorts...

US
Arizona LatinFillup (Phoenix), and more LatinFillup (Phoenix), Nick (Phoenix), Nick Marlowe (Phoenix), Todd Maxwell (Phoenix)
California Hoodbruhnla (Los Angeles), LA11BLKTOP (Los Angeles), Markos (Los Angeles), Mike (Los Angeles)
Florida Brody (Miami), Matt Stevens (Miami)
Georgia Jon (Atlanta)
Illinois Andrew (Peoria), Brian (Chicago), Pierre (Chicago)
Massachusetts Travis (Boston)
Michigan Jim (Grand Rapids)
Nevada Jonathan Lowe (Las Vegas)
New York Jeff (Long Island), Joe (New York City)
Oregon Luke (Portland)
Texas Alan (Houston), Anthony (Austin), Hayden (Austin), Italian1Cowboy (Dallas), and more Italian1Cowboy (Dallas), Kyle Gibson (Dallas)
Washington DC Jay

A few quick things I’ve been meaning to post…

This is from a story about a straight couple arrested in Pennsylvania for having sex in the woods, or trying to:

A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in, and Bradford was discovered hiding behind a shed shortly before midnight.

His only attire was a pair of flip-flops and a wristwatch.

Aerial response using heat-seeking technology!? These are people screwing in the woods at night. That sort of response is so out of proportion. Well, if the good people of Harrisburg, PA want to pay enough taxes to send out a quasi-military law enforcement response then so be it. Maybe they can buy their fire department rocket-propelled grenades to handle kitties stuck in trees.

I came across this pic while editing escort reviews. Imagine you've saved up $250 to blow for an hour with an escort. Nothing says "hey, he looks reliable and my $250 will be well spent" than a photo of your escort making an Everclear, French's Mustard and Heinz 57 punch:

Though generally it’s about the plethora of crappy Web or phone cam pics, I’m constantly amazed at the photos escorts put up with their ads. Nothing about this image makes me want to spend $250. I went to plenty of house parties in high school for free, thanks.

Last random thing is the new bronze enema sculpture in Moscow. I’ll just let someone else explain:

The bronze syringe bulb, which weighs 800 pounds and is held by three angels, was unveiled at the Mashuk-Akva Term spa, the spa's director said Thursday.

"There is no kitsch or obscenity, it is a successful work of art," Alexander Kharchenko told The Associated Press. "An enema is almost a symbol of our region."

There’s a photo with the story. Really. Go see.

Tomorrow I’ll have Sex Listings updates and new escort reviews from the week, finally with lots of direct linky goodness, plus new Free Porn.

(Unrelated, I’m quoting Associated Press articles here despite their decision to just, you know, ignore US copyright law and fair use doctrine.)

It’s Friday so there’s new Free Porn. I’ve been a little twink-heavy with it lately so Daniel is online today, a 40 year old from Milwaukee. Daniel’s dick is a true 8 inches and it’s thick as hell. I’m emphasizing “true” dick size because in an online world where 7 of every 10 guys are apparently hung 8 inches or more -- the occasional reality check is in order and Daniel’s big fat cock is just thing. Personally, I like slap-in-the-face reality checks. Though a poorly aimed dick-slap with one that size and you might chip or lose a tooth. I’d risk it -- cosmetic dentistry has come a long way and you don’t have to look like Robert Novak anymore. Anywho, check out my favorite photos of Daniel down below and the whole set in Free Porn.

Now for a few of my favorite recent Sex Listings updates. “Pork” is such a vulgar term when used in a sexual context. I love it! And it works for me either as a verb (my Dad was fond of saying “pork” instead of “fuck”) or in the descriptive, like this:

California San Diego: 24 Hour Fitness, 7620 Balboa Avenue. Cruisy healthclub. This update added June, 2008: “This place rocks at lunch. I work nearby and there are a lot of dudes who go for a quick lunch workout, a fast shower, and many take a look in the sauna. I have been sucked off in my car in another lot nearby. Don't fall into the trap, dudes: meet your pork sword and swap tongue somewhere else nearby -- and get your ass back to work with a smile.”

This was fun too. It took me a minute to figure out it was not referring to a senior citizen:

”The blue-haired clerk is cool. If it’s slow overnight, he'll go in the back and suck you off....nice when theres noone hanging you can get blown by the clerk”

Now, I couldn’t actually post that. It identifies the clerk too clearly when it’s a situation that might get him into trouble with his boss and we don’t want to get a friendly clerk fired. Now, when clerks are abusive I’ll allow pretty specific descriptions. Or when it’s just good color and harmless, like this one:

“Just pay your $3 to the crazed, but tame Vietnamese(?) lady and enjoy.”

My last favorite Listing was this one. Just because it sounds really fucking hot:

California Orange County: A-Z Adult Books, on Beach and Garden Grove Blvd.'s, Garden Grove. Bookstore with arcade. This update added June, 2008: “I drove by before work last week and the front door was closed (I thought it was open 24 hours) but there was a van in the parking lot so I drove in. This buff Hispanic dude was pretending to wash his windshield. We traded smiles and I got out of my car to check the store hours (it opens at 8 am). When I turned around the dude was on the far side of the van wiping down the roof. When I looked through the driver and passenger windows I saw a thick cock protruding from his pants. I went around to get a closer look and spent a few minutes enjoying his big dick and warm load. We both left happy.”

Gentlemen, have a great weekend. Here’s the list of recent Sex Listings and escort review updates. If you’re out and about this weekend tell us where, when and what kind of dick or ass you found!

Sex Listings...

US
Alabama Birmingham, Hoover, Montgomery
Arizona Phoenix, Yuma
Arkansas Fayetteville
California Calexico, El Centro, Fountain Valley, Garden Grove, Irvine, Los Angeles, Palm Springs, Sacramento, San Diego, San Francisco, Santa Ana, Santa Cruz, Ukiah, Watsonville
Colorado Denver, Grand Junction
Connecticut Mystic, New Britain, Winsted
Florida Daytona Beach, Destin, Jacksonville, Key West, New Smyrna Beach, Orlando,
Georgia Atlanta, Evans
Hawaii Honolulu, Kailua-Kona
Idaho Coeur d' Alene
Illinois Chicago, Ina, Ottawa, Washington Park
Indiana Gary, Indianapolis
Kentucky Corbin, Franklin, London
Louisiana New Orleans
Maine North Waterford, Ogunquit
Maryland Baltimore, Beltsville, Carderock, Laurel, Rockville, Wheaton
Massachusetts Boston, Holyoke, Kingston, Rutland, Whitinsville
Michigan Charlevoix, Manistee
Mississippi Biloxi, Hattiesburg, McNeill, Vicksburg
Missouri Kansas City
Nevada Las Vegas
New Jersey Avenel, Burlington, Edison, Phillipsburg, Union
New Mexico Albuquerque
New York Farmingdale, Hemlock, New York City
North Carolina Asheboro, Charlotte, Durham, Hickory, Hillsdale, Morganton, Raleigh
Ohio Oak Hill, Springfield
Oklahoma Norman, Oklahoma City
Oregon Portland, Wilsonville
Pennsylvania Harrisburg, Lancaster, New Hope, Warren, Philadelphia, Quakertown
Rhode Island Providence
South Carolina Bowman, Greenville
Tennessee Chattanooga, Elkton
Texas Amarillo, Dallas
Utah Salt Lake City
Vermont Putney
Washington Everett
Washington DC
West Virginia Morgantown, Mount Hope

ELSEWHERE
Australia Bathurst (New South Wales), Budgewoi (New South Wales), Lismore (New South Wales), Melbourne (Victoria), Southport (Queensland), Sydney (New South Wales),
Canada Montreal (Quebec), Ottawa (Ontario), Quebec (Quebec), Toronto (Ontario)
Germany Berlin, Cologne, Frankfurt
Italy Capri, Florence, Milan
Japan Tokyo
Spain Barcelona
United Kingdom London

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US
California gadabout505 (Los Angeles), Robbie (San Francisco), Sami (San Francisco), Sylvester (Los Angeles)
Connecticut Brian (Hartford)
Florida John (Orlando), Peter (Tampa), Robert (Miami)
Illinois Erik (Chicago)
Louisiana LowRise (New Orleans)
South Carolina Brock (Greenville)
Texas Adam Taylor (Houston), Alan (Houston), Charles (Austin), HotLatino2008 (McAllen), Howdyhou (Houston), Logan (Dallas), Michael (Dallas), Toni (Dallas)
Virginia swimfann669 (Norfolk)
Washington DC Rick, Will Connor

ELSEWHERE
Canada Marcovan (Vancouver), Phillippe (Vancouver)

Thanks so much to everyone for all the Sex Listings updates this week, hundreds as usual. I really do feel grateful sitting down at the desk each morning and see a bunch of new tips waiting. All the US locations are online, some of the international updates I’ve yet to post but should clear them up Monday.

This update was one of my recent favorites. Keith’s in Kentucky on his road trip, maybe he’ll stop in Horse Cave for a visit to this bookstore. It’s been an active Sex Listings for the entire eight years I’ve been doing this so perhaps the Cruisemaster has been-there-done-that, perhaps he’ll go-there-do-that again.

Kentucky Horse Cave: DC Adult Books, off I-65. Bookstore with arcade. This update added May, 2008: “Made a trip from Memphis just for this place -- I love it! I frequent it several times each year and always have an incredible time. Got a room at the Hampton Inn nearby and settled in for hours of sucking and fucking. I took probably seven loads orally and got fucked twice. Ended up giving my room number to several truck drivers that parked nearby and some came to my room to really get it on. This is a must do place. Planning another trip within two weeks. It’s worth the drive, gas money, and admission!”

There’s new Free Porn today too. It’s a couple for a change. Shaka and Jasper are Texans in their early twenties. Jasper’s a champ for taking Shaka’s dick so easily. They’re clearly having a good time and that’s the best porn there is. And Jasper has a hairy chest, which is always a bonus for me. My favorite pics from their photo/fuck session are below but go see all sixty-plus pics of them in Free Porn.

Here is the roundup of Sex Listings locations updated this week as well as new reviews at Cruising for Escorts...

Sex Listings...

US
Alabama Birmingham, Dothan, Hoover
Arizona Phoenix, Tucson
Arkansas Fayetteville, Little Rock, North Little Rock
California Bakersfield, Barstow, Brea, Costa Mesa, Los Angeles, Merced, Palm Springs, Placentia, Redlands, Sacramento, San Diego, San Francisco, Ventura
Colorado Denver, Evergreen, Greeley
Connecticut East Haven, Willimantic
Delaware North Wilmington
Florida Blountstown, Deland, Fort Lauderdale, Fort Myers, Gainesville, Key West, Lakeland, Miami, Orlando, Satellite Beach, Tampa
Georgia Albany, Atlanta, Macon
Hawaii Kaanapali Beach
Illinois Aurora, Chicago, Fox Ridge, Ottawa
Indiana Hammond, Indianapolis, Lafayette
Iowa Davenport, North Liberty
Kentucky Horse Cave, Mount Sterling
Louisiana Leesville,
Maryland Baltimore, Belcamp, Frederick
Massachusetts Boston, Fitchburg, Haverhill, Raynham
Michigan Detroit, Grand Rapids, Manistee, Muskegon
Minnesota Minneapolis
Missouri Boonville, Independence, Saint Louis
Nevada Las Vegas
New Hampshire Salem
New Jersey Flemington, Hamilton Township, Vineland
New Mexico Albuquerque
New York Albany, Buffalo, New York City, Poughkeepsie, Syracuse, West Babylon
North Carolina Charlotte, Durham, Hickory, Pinehurst
Ohio Akron, Brecksville, Mansfield, Portsmouth
Oklahoma Ardmore, Skiatook
Oregon Eugene, Portland
Pennsylvania Bethlehem, Erie, Kutztown, Philadelphia
Rhode Island Providence
South Carolina Greenville
Tennessee Greeneville, Harriman, Harrison, Murfreesboro, Nashville, Pioneer, Sweetwater
Texas Austin, Dallas, Houston, Mabank
Vermont Essex Junction Village
Virginia Richmond
Washington Bremerton, Seattle
Washington DC
Wisconsin Portage

ELSEWHERE
Mexico Playa del Carmen, Veracruz

Cruising For Escorts...

US
Alabama John (Montgomery)
Arizona Nick (Phoenix)
California Christian (San Francisco), Sean (Los Angeles)
Colorado Alex (Denver)
Connecticut Scott (Hartford)
Florida Brody (Miami), Zack (Miami)
Illinois Andrew Justice (Peoria)
Maryland Randy (Baltimore), Rocctopolis (Baltimore)
New York Bodywork4all (New York City), Kevin (New York City), Pietro (New York City), Ricco (New York City)
Ohio Victor (Cleveland)
South Carolina Jonathan (Columbia)
Tennessee Paco (Nashville)
Texas Arturo (Dallas), Texflex30 (Houston)
Washington Johnny Blade (Seattle)